just a quick note we have found that we are having a very cute baby by the name of Chloe Jade Broderick, yes its going to be a girl. Oh and we are a week ahead so the new due date is September 19, Sweet.
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Wednesday, April 30, 2008
Saturday, April 19, 2008
Check out my customer service skills
So I have told you about my exploits as a cashier and the daily customers who like to insult me and tell me how incompetent I am. Well Friday was a bit different it started out to be a typical work day when coming close to my lunch break I was a bit tired and feeling a little sick and I had this older woman come into my line and start loading up the belt with two packs of toilet paper and about ten packs of Kleenex when I started ringing her up she sputtered out something like "O wait .............." so I said " Pardon" but got no reply so I kept on going. when she finally came up to pay she said she wanted to watch the pricing as I rang stuff up, so then she decided it was OK to just look at the receipt at the end before she paid and check the pricing. After explaining to her that I can't print a receipt until she pays for the merchandise, I tried to show her on the register screen but apparently she couldn't see close enough to see the price. She finally purchased the items and looked at the receipt and said the toilet paper is on sale for 6.96 and the receipt says it was 7.96 (I know a whopping Buck each package), so I said well the only thing I can do is send you (ten feet over) to the customer service and they can get your money back for you ( I thought it was reasonable enough) but she says to me in a huff "Well now I know why people shop at Wal-mart!" and under my breath I said "Well that's their choice" and supposedly she heard me cause she said "Yes and its my choice too" the retort rocked me to my core so I just shrugged and sent her on her way.
But in case you were wondering I didn't get into trouble and unfortunately I am still working at Target.
out
Monday, April 14, 2008
To Dream the impossible Dream
So have any of you been witness to my awesome interpretive dream acting, you may have seen this in my room at about midnight or so while i was studying the universe behind my eye lids, and so after much study and practice I perform what some might call the driving of the crane, or the whispers of nobody being their but me and you. I'm sure that there have been many other performances that even i am not aware of any who so i have apparently brought Liz into the small audience of my theatrics let me tell you this one I'm sure you may get a kick out of it as we have.
This night wasn't like any other night i went to bed at about the same hour as usual which was about after midnight and i had a strange vivid dream that I'm sure involved me and i think Liz and who knows what. When all of the sudden in the realms of reality i started thrashing in my sleep (imagine that me moving while sleeping i know crazy right) and in my hasty Maneuvering a new witness was born i had awoken Liz. Granted she had seen other viewings but i think those were just a preparation to what she beheld that night. after my ominous movements i started to slow down and i guess there was a constricting force closing in on me so tore at suffocating membrane a through it across the room and i heard Liz shouting at me i couldn't quite understand what she was saying i thought it was "take your shirt off" so i did and that didn't seem to please her so i went for the pants again hearing "take your pans off". when it was all over i was naked and half awake and confused. when i finally realized she was saying things like "Keep your shirt on!" and "Leave your Pants on!", i soon realized my predicament. seeing as i was beaten yet again by the mysterious and sicky sand man that makes me perform for his enjoyment, i tried to reapply my pants finding it very difficult to do this feat half awake so I through my pants across the room curled up in my blanket and hit the bricks not even a stir arose the rest of the night. thank goodness!
I hope you don't have nightmares and performances yourself from reading this just remember one thing if it does happen to you think hey i hope someone is watching cause if not this is a waste of Enjoyment.
until the next Tale i am off.
adios
This night wasn't like any other night i went to bed at about the same hour as usual which was about after midnight and i had a strange vivid dream that I'm sure involved me and i think Liz and who knows what. When all of the sudden in the realms of reality i started thrashing in my sleep (imagine that me moving while sleeping i know crazy right) and in my hasty Maneuvering a new witness was born i had awoken Liz. Granted she had seen other viewings but i think those were just a preparation to what she beheld that night. after my ominous movements i started to slow down and i guess there was a constricting force closing in on me so tore at suffocating membrane a through it across the room and i heard Liz shouting at me i couldn't quite understand what she was saying i thought it was "take your shirt off" so i did and that didn't seem to please her so i went for the pants again hearing "take your pans off". when it was all over i was naked and half awake and confused. when i finally realized she was saying things like "Keep your shirt on!" and "Leave your Pants on!", i soon realized my predicament. seeing as i was beaten yet again by the mysterious and sicky sand man that makes me perform for his enjoyment, i tried to reapply my pants finding it very difficult to do this feat half awake so I through my pants across the room curled up in my blanket and hit the bricks not even a stir arose the rest of the night. thank goodness!
I hope you don't have nightmares and performances yourself from reading this just remember one thing if it does happen to you think hey i hope someone is watching cause if not this is a waste of Enjoyment.
until the next Tale i am off.
adios
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